Book Commercials & Misanthropic Observations

Hot tip

Warning: Kristi Noser and Vonda Rankin - Do not read this post.

When using the crest spin brush, be careful not to accidentally catch a strand of your long hair in it and then unknowingly use said toothbrush, with long hair half wound around it and spinning like a weedwhip to brush your teeth. As you speedily remove the offending toothbrush, completly disoriented by the sensation of 1 hair weedwhipping your mouth, toothpaste will come drooling out your mouth, down your chin, and ruin your shirt.

You will also have an aversion to brushing your teeth until you get over the event. Which you must or your breath will cause an aversion of you by your friends.

One postive result: this helps you get over how cool you are with blonder hair.