Dear backyard bunny
June 19, 2008 9:47 am Daily lifeYes, you are very big and strong. You outweigh Frito by more than a few pounds. I’m quite taken with your Fluffy Power and find it very funny that you just sit there while Frito barks at you from 5 feet away. Our deck must look like a great place to live, inside the gate and all, no danger of coyotes there.
BUT- Spud will eat you. You will put up a good fight, she will be hurt in the process. However, I’ve seen her take down a woodchuck. You are no match.
Please leave, bunny. As much as I am thrilled to see you, I don’t want to see you dead. Next time I will not be in the back yard to physically stop Spud when she corners you.
June 20th, 2008 at 3:12 am
The rabbit of Caerbannog:
Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–