Book Commercials & Misanthropic Observations

Dear big black stray cat,

This is public notice that the 2.5 acres surrounding my owner’s home, and anything else I can see from the front window, for that matter, is my property. You think I am stuck in this little fenced in area - well I’m not. I could get out any time. I am the boss, I just happen to like it in here.

You may not make your home in our pine tree. You think you are so smart – you climb right up your safe little tree every time I come out the front door at lightning speed. If you are so smart, how come you are missing your tail?

I am fast, cat. I am like a thief in the night. I will get you one day. Muhuhhahahahaa.

Signed, Spud